What they want:

We want funny, we want dark, we want darkly funny, we want surreal, we want experimental, we want surreally experimental, we want maniacal, we want the absurd.We like writing: poems, prose, stories, snippets, plays, letters.

Length: Up to 3,000 words
Payment: No payment
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