August 11th, 2012 
Lorna D. Keach 
So, an unforgiving publishing wasteland stretches out before us. The only tools we have to survive are a busted hammer and a damp chocolate biscuit. And, we’re being mobbed by mutant duck salesmen. Wait, what? I think part one through four are starting to pile up on each other. Anyway, we have a book published, [...]
July 29th, 2012 Lorna D. Keach 
Sure, there are worse tortures than the dreaded book signing. Say, for instance, being force fed fire ants or gargling hot gravel. Swimming naked through fiberglass. Selling used cars. Lots of things are more painful than sitting behind a table, alone in a vacant bookstore, weeping into a pile of print-on-demand copies—but are any of [...]
July 6th, 2012 Lorna D. Keach Ah, now here is the real chance for a writer to find an audience; the book review. Anyone who’s ever glanced at New York Times will know The Book Review is a big deal. Once you get your book reviewed, you’re an instant blockbuster! They’ll sing praises to you in the annals of history, they’ll [...]
Posted in The Horrors of Horror Writing 
Tags: book marketing, book review, horror, horror fiction, horror writers, horror writing, pinhead, puzzle, writers, writing 
No Comments » June 22nd, 2012 Lorna D. Keach I’m not related to any used car salesmen. I’ve never personally known any used car salesmen. What I’m about to say might be terribly prejudiced, but sadly, it works to convey my point because the common perception is that used car salesmen are irritating, selfish money grubbers without the capacity to shut up. I don’t [...]
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